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if lines are desired, just say she’s hired!

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i fill your spreadsheets; you fill my bank account.

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Just like, totally pumped to make your game sooooooo good!!!

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grant me employment, that i may bestow you with loquaciousness.

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i would love a job doing your entry level drudgery.

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Willing writer wields worthwhile words!

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Flavor Text for Tasty treats.

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trading wit for wealth.

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Content creator.

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WILL WRITE FOR PAYchecks.

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BRIEF MOTIF WILL REAP LEAF HEAP!

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Hire me to do your game narrative.

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You need barks; I need income— Let’s talk!

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Want me to think of a better way to say that?

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Dialogue, descriptions, Definitions, and designs dispensed.

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Provider of specialLy curated, small-batch bespoke descriptors.

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i’LL MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD… BUT IT’S GOING TO COST YOU.

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writing barks for money? That’s what I do!

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eLOQUENT DIALOGUE, FOR A hANDSOME FEE.

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snappy comebacks for sale!

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wordsmith available.

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Quips for tips.

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PITHY FOR PAYCHECKS.

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Me? Scribe. You? Bribe!

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sHORT COMMENTS FOR CASH!

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a WEAVER OF WORDS awaits you.

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sPINS STRAW THIN OUTLINES INTO COMEDIC GOLD.

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I’m, like, y’know, good at the whole word thing sometimes.

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cAN REPETITIVELY SAY THE SAME THING DIFFERENT WAYS time and again.

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fUTURE WINNER OF YOUR STUDIO’S “WRITES LONGEST EMAILS” AWARD.

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My Barks + your money = win/win situation

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i’LL WRITE aLL WRITES, aLRIGHT?

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retorts reap returns.

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wORDS FOR WAGES.

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sNIPPET SPECIALIZER.

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rEWORDS FOR REWARDS.

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i HAVE NO PLOT, BUT I MUST EXPOUND.

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will punch a timecard to punch up jokes.

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avaILABLE FOR WRITING AND NARRATIVE DESIGN WORK.