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if lines are desired, just say she’s hired!
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i fill your spreadsheets; you fill my bank account.
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Just like, totally pumped to make your game sooooooo good!!!
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grant me employment, that i may bestow you with loquaciousness.
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i would love a job doing your entry level drudgery.
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Willing writer wields worthwhile words!
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Flavor Text for Tasty treats.
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trading wit for wealth.
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Content creator.
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WILL WRITE FOR PAYchecks.
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BRIEF MOTIF WILL REAP LEAF HEAP!
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Hire me to do your game narrative.
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You need barks; I need income— Let’s talk!
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Want me to think of a better way to say that?
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Dialogue, descriptions, Definitions, and designs dispensed.
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Provider of specialLy curated, small-batch bespoke descriptors.
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i’LL MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD… BUT IT’S GOING TO COST YOU.
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writing barks for money? That’s what I do!
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eLOQUENT DIALOGUE, FOR A hANDSOME FEE.
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snappy comebacks for sale!
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wordsmith available.
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Quips for tips.
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PITHY FOR PAYCHECKS.
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Me? Scribe. You? Bribe!
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sHORT COMMENTS FOR CASH!
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a WEAVER OF WORDS awaits you.
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sPINS STRAW THIN OUTLINES INTO COMEDIC GOLD.
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I’m, like, y’know, good at the whole word thing sometimes.
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cAN REPETITIVELY SAY THE SAME THING DIFFERENT WAYS time and again.
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fUTURE WINNER OF YOUR STUDIO’S “WRITES LONGEST EMAILS” AWARD.
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My Barks + your money = win/win situation
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i’LL WRITE aLL WRITES, aLRIGHT?
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retorts reap returns.
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wORDS FOR WAGES.
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sNIPPET SPECIALIZER.
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rEWORDS FOR REWARDS.
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i HAVE NO PLOT, BUT I MUST EXPOUND.
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will punch a timecard to punch up jokes.
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avaILABLE FOR WRITING AND NARRATIVE DESIGN WORK.