"We're gonna die."
"Do you know what happens to the human body when it starves to death?"
"Why do you always have to be so morbid?"
"You need to try and look on the bright side!"
"Chicken nuggets, extra crispy."
"Filet mignon, medium rare, next to a baked potato stuffed with all the fixings."
"A wild boar ate your leg while you were sleeping..."
"G... we've been besties for awhile now, haven't we?"
"So as your BFF, I'm asking... did wild boars really eat my legs?"
"So we're cool?"
"Gina?"
"Are you trying to eat my arm?"
"Tell me how I'm supposed to singlehandedly take down an entire murderous crew IF I DON'T HAVE TWO ARMS?"
"Oh god; I am just the worst!"
"I'm probably being a pushover, but what the hell..."
"You were really just going to eat me raw?"
"We're gonna die."
"That's really starting to get annoying."
"Fat camp's over?"
"That's what friends are for, right?"
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